Sunday, February 10, 2013

By Bread Alone

As I sit here I can smell a loaf of bread baking in the oven. Nothing special, just a loaf of plain sandwich bread. A loaf that looks quite unremarkable but is fundamental. I started baking about the same time I started cooking in earnest - when I got married. I could already cook having learned, literally, at my Grandmother Surro's knee. I'd follow her around asking what she was doing and why and soaking it all in for later.

She always had something wonderful to put on the table no matter how many of her 8 children, and their families showed up - or so it seemed to me. As I child Sunday dinner was always at her house, in the large basement kitchen/dining room that seemed to accommodate all of us. I would always fall asleep, where ever I could find a spot, to the smell of food and the sound of conversation.

But she didn't bake much. She didn't really have to because there were plentiful, wonderful Italian bakeries in Trenton, New Jersey. I started baking because I wanted to prove I could and it was kind of fun. I started watching the early cooking shows on PBS and wanted to try everything. Bread was just one more thing to try but after tasting the fruit of my efforts that was the end for store bought bread and I've been baking bread ever since.

The thing about baking is that it is chemistry and if you make a mistake in a cake or pastry you are sunk. No so with bread. Sure it is chemistry; the amount of flour, yeast, water; the reaction of the yeast on the sugar. Is the yeast alive, can it eat and create the gas that gives the bread the rise? But bread is a lot more forgiving. If you only have a teaspoon of yeast and 3 to 4 cups of flour you can make the most tasty of breads. You don't even need the yeast if you just mix flour and water and let it get the natural yeasts out of the air. In a couple of days you have a starter.

Add an egg and lessen the water. Use milk instead of water. Sprinkle herbs or spices into the flour. As long as the yeast is alive and has something to feed on you have bread. Or do you even need yeast? What about flatbreads and crackers. Well you need yeast even for a flatbread but not crackers. And crackers, to me, are a kind of bread.

Why all the fuss about something you don't even think about when you go to the grocery store? What I say is have you ever tasted home made bread? Had a simple sandwich on it? Buttered it after toasting? Dipped it in gravy, olive oil, sauce? If you have not done that with a home made bread, devoid of preservatives, hot out of the oven you have not eaten.

Does man live by bread alone? I could as long as it is bread I baked!



Saturday, February 2, 2013

Global Warming and Other Hysteria





You are looking at a chart from the Hooper Virtual Natural History Museum, Department of Earth Sciences, Carleton University, Ottawa, Ontario . Let me explain what you are looking at. On the left is represented global temperatures 20 thousand years ago. On the far right is today.

As you can plainly see global temperatures have fluctuated in periodic waves throughout that time. Now the last time I checked human kind was not driving cars, using coal, or any other fossil fuels at all and yet if you look closely about 9 thousand years ago it fluctuated approximately 42 degrees F. In fact is was the hottest time in the entire period.

Al Gore, how do you account for that? Well, he can't because he wouldn't know a legitimate scientific study if it bit him on the butt! It certainly doesn't fit into his money making, scare-tactic schemes, now does it. I actually used to admire Gore but he is about as dishonest as they come. Something seriously went wrong when he lost the presidential election or maybe he was always money grubbing and dishonest.

In fact the "studies" on which he based his fatally flawed fantasy movie have been shown to be dishonest and manipulated. And yet the U.N., and our federal government also base their policy on WRONG science. Why is that? What's in it for them? I leave you to speculate.

Yes, temperatures are getting warmer, but where they are now is much lower than in recent Geologic history as shown on the chart. In fact at one point there was no polar ice - at all - on either pole! And yet the earth survived, probably because there were no politicians to try to cash in!!!!

I agree that we as a species are extremely wasteful. We need to recycle when we can. We need to be mindful of our resources and use all of our knowledge and imagination to save our environment and the incredible variety of species on our earth. We need to pollute as little as possible.What we don't need is lies and fake science making wrong conclusions. 

At this moment the Chinese are polluting at a truly alarming rate and yet I hear a big fat nothing from the "environmental movement" (yes I am being sarcastic). Do you think they pick up their garbage and recycle? Don't make me laugh.

Does the media cover Chinese pollution at all? No. Does the U.N. say a damn thing? No. How about American environmentalists?  No. Because it is actually the U.S. they all see as the evil empire. If it wasn't so scary it would be funny. 

IMHO we need to do what we can as a country to curb pollution and waste for our own benefit. Use our resources wisely. Come up with cleaner, affordable energy, respect our forests, rivers, wild animals and tell the U.N. to take a flying leap because they are useless and corrupt!